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please understand that I am critical of all of the media i consume. i thoroughly respect your decision to not follow back/softblock because of some of the things i may feature in these lists.
things highlighted in green indicate hyperfixations!
anime/shows
| hetalia | osomatsu-san | puella magi madoka magica |
| bluey | 12 oz. mouse | love live! |
music
| 100 gecs | red vox | death grips |
| t+pazolite | girls rituals | sewerslvt |
| goreshit | alice gas | sematary |
| aran | food house | scythelord |
| m1dy | dj technorch | the unicorns |
| king gizzard and the wizard lizard | freddie dredd | camellia |
people/content creators
| vinesauce (mainly vinny and joel) | jabroni mike | jerma985 |
| scott the woz | fredrik knudsen | drew gooden |
| danny gonzalez | kurtis conner | jack saint |
| sarah z. | atrocity guide | nexpo |
| casey aonso | barely sociable | simpleflips |
| geepm | jarvis johnson | swell entertainment |
games
| cookie run | bugsnax | beatmania iidx |
| osu | muse dash | smash bros |
| minecraft | mother/earthbound | rhythm heaven |
| sound voltex | wacca | pokemon |
etc
| lost media | internet mysteries | fursuits |
| southeast asian history/culture | languages | airplanes |
| internet culture/nostalgia (specifically from the early-mid 2000's-early 2010's) | bootleg toys/video games | cd/vinyl collecting |
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i don't take kinning very seriously and i'm totally okay with doubles!
main ids
england/arthur kirkland (hetalia)
matcha cookie (cookie run)
golden joe (12 oz. mouse)
bury pink gril ([s4s])
lesser kins
ichimatsu (osomatsu-san)
chili pepper cookie (cookie run)
canada/matthew williams (hetalia)
bingo (bluey)
luigi (super mario)
fluttershy (mlp)
kyoko sakura (pmmm)
frank smith (china, il/the professor brothers)
buro (muse dash)
nico yazawa (love live!)
these characters make me super duper happy! if you like them too then hmu so we can gush over them together!
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romantic/fictional others
ice candy cookie (cookie run)
avocado cookie (cookie run)
japan/kiku honda (hetalia)
belarus/natalya arlovskaya (hetalia)
producer man (12 oz. mouse)
v-dub (vinesauce)*
* i am in love with the character v-dub in which vinny plays on stream. while i do have a fixation on vinny himself, i know my boundaries and do not condone the act of fetishizing/sexualizing real people without their consent.
platonic/familial
mustard cookie (cookie run)
red pepper cookie (cookie run)
bluey (bluey)
bandit (bluey)
jack (bluey)
america/alfred f. jones (hetalia)
russia/ivan braginsky (hetalia)
fitz/mouse fitzgerald (12 oz. mouse)
rectangular businessman (12 oz. mouse)
roostre (12 oz. mouse)
mami tomoe (pmmm)
jyushimatsu (osomatsu-san)
steve smith (china, il/the professor brothers)
nozomi tojo (love live!)
hanayo koizumi (love live!)
below is very important information! please read before deciding to follow me.
byf
(before you follow)
my memory sucks a lot, if i forget to tag something please do not hesitate to tell me!
i reclaimed the r slur, i don't use it often so i'll be sure to tag when i do
i cannot tag my hyperfixations, sorry... i just talk about them that often
please do not refer to me with words like "smol bean." i am very insecure about the fact i look much younger than i am, and this sort of language feels infantilizing to me
please do not call me the q slur! i thoroughly respect and support those who have reclaimed it, but please do not refer to me as such
i use caps and keysmash a lot, so i can't really tag it
my humor can be suggestive at times, i don't recommend those under 16 following me. i cannot really stop you though
i'm still not entirely used to using tone tags, but if you need something tagged/clarified don't be afraid to tell me!
i have a very intense fixation on vinny from vinesauce. i am aware of how unhealthy parasocial relationships are, and i always make sure to respect his boundaries and treat him like a real person. he is just someone whose content provides me with great comfort
please tag vomit (image/video/audio only, mentions are fine), trypophobia, and irl shipping if we are mutuals
dni
(do not interact)
shitty people in general (racists, homo/transphobes, terfs, map/pedo, etc)
discourse accounts
i can't stop you from following me if you support irl shipping/rpf (real person fanfic) but understand that i'm overall against/uncomfortable with it even if it's "consensual"
transmed/truscum
supporters of bi/pan lesbians and/or the idea that lesbians can be attracted to men
4lung fans/apologists
tbh if you just give me a really bad vibe in general i'll probably just straight up block you. to be fair the only way to give off a "bad vibe" is to be a part of my dni criteria
fun toby facts!
i was in marching band during high school! we won state championships 3 out of the 4 years i was there! i've performed at metlife stadium and the carrier dome in syracuse university!
i met vinny vinesauce on august 10 2019 at the long island retro gaming expo!
i was an extra on an nbc show in 2017!
i want to be a special education teacher!
i am short (4'10)
my favorite food is salmon nigiri!
i'm allergic to peanuts and carrots
i do commissions! dm me for deatils! (price website is under construction)
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